Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Hollywood Celebrity and Other very Hot Costumes ideas for Halloween 2011 (Part 2)

This year Halloween will be celeberated on Monday, October 31, 2011.IN second part of this blog you will some sexy celebrity costumes ideas for this year Halloween. As Halloween gets closer, now's a good time to see how you can dress like Kim Kardashian, Heidi Klum, and Christina Aguilera put a celebrity spin on their look.


Checkout some sexy costume ideas…

Hot Freddy Krueger

Sexy Freddy Krueger

Dressing up as a horror movie monster has been a Halloween tradition since the days of Bela Lugosi, but this costume just boggles the mind. Freddy Krueger, the scar-faced villain of the Nightmare on
Elm Street
movies, has one of the most disgusting origins of any baddie - his mother was repeatedly raped by hundreds of mental patients. So making him "sexy" is really, really disturbing. Also questionable is the slashes along the front of the outfit - did our she-Freddy just forget she had her razor glove on?

Hot Border Patrol

Sexy Border Patrol

The ongoing debate over immigration is one of the most politically sensitive issues facing America today. Our status as a country populated almost entirely by immigrants from all over the world is one of the things that makes the United States such a rich cultural power, but concern about people crossing the border without going through the proper channels is very real. So why not tart it up a bit with this absolutely moronic "Sexy Border Patrol" costume.

Hot Potato Head

Mr. Potato Head

Mr. Potato Head is a beloved toy of pre-school kids worldwide. Originally just released as a set of metal facial features with pointy sticks attached that you could insert into any potato, the toy eventually morphed into the plastic spud we know and love today. So who, exactly, is the target market for a minidress costume featuring his female counterpart? Not only is there no reason to sexualize an anthropomorphic vegetable, this is a lousy-ass costume anyways. The nose and mouth don't even stick out. I guess that would interfere with the sexiness of it.

Hot Willy Wonka

Sexy Willy Wonka

There are so many things wrong with this slutty take on Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka that I just don't know where to start. The original character is a barely-repressed homicidal candymaker who lures horrible children to his illegal factory to punish them for their sins. Is there anybody on Earth who gets a boner from that? Also he hangs out with midgets. So gender-swapping him into a Candy Woman is just creepy. Also, the site I found this costume on had it listed as "Sexy Wonker." Clever.

Hot Nurse

Sexy Medical Marijuana Nurse

I don't want to get political up in this piece, but Obama? Cracking down on medical marijuana is probably the worst thing you could be doing right now. Stoners are one of your key demographics, and bumming them out isn't going to do you any favors in 2012. That said, I really can't figure out the need for a "Sexy Medical Marijuana Nurse" costume. It's even more perplexing when you see that they make a male version of the costume that is completely not sexy at all, just a set of scrubs with a pot leaf on them.


Hot Ninja Turtle

Sexy Ninja Turtle

Oh, this is just the worst. Yes, I know that Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird originally created Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for grown-ups, but I don't think they ever pictured this happening. Even sadder, the company that makes this atrocity goes the distance with four different color combinations, one for each Turtle. I know that "sexy animal" is a Halloween tradition, but somehow I don't think that a reptile mutated by toxic waste into a pizza-munching, Shredder-punching martial arts master needs to be whored up any,


Hot Finding Nemo

Finding Clownfish

Somehow I doubt that this "Finding Clownfish" costume is authentic Disney merchandise. I don't think any of Pixar's films have done "sexy," (no, Barbie in Toy Story does not count), and I'd like to keep it that way. But of all their movies, the least sexy of the lot is Finding Nemo. It all takes place underwater and the female lead is Ellen DeGeneres. So what would inspire an enterprising costume maker to think "That would be a great idea for a vaguely slutty costume?" Drugs, probably

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