First Helen Skelton wardrobe malfunction (video)
When Helen Skelton picked out her mini dress this morning, she was probably basing her choice on A) the tan she's picked up over the last few sunny days and B) its patriotic colorfast forward a few hours and Helen is on stage outside Buckingham Palace for the Olympic Parade and she's grappling with the hemline, desperately trying to keep her knickers out of sight. Sadly for Helen (but great news for us dirty lot), she took her eye of
the ball for just a second and the frock whipped up and revealed her lovely red pants for everyone to see. With modern day technology as jazzy as it is, it wasn't long before people were rewinding their telly sets and taking pictures of Helen's embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. And it was only a matter of time until the snap reached Twitter and poor Helen's crotch began trending.
the ball for just a second and the frock whipped up and revealed her lovely red pants for everyone to see. With modern day technology as jazzy as it is, it wasn't long before people were rewinding their telly sets and taking pictures of Helen's embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. And it was only a matter of time until the snap reached Twitter and poor Helen's crotch began trending.
Second Emma Watson suffers wardrobe malfunction
Who wants to see Hermione's nipple pads? Emma Watson suffers wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet.One of the dangers of starring in a film called The Perks Of Being A Wallflower is that the name lends itself a million different kinds of jokes. We're not going to list all million of them, because we don't want to take up too much of your time. But here's a clue: the majority of them involve the adjective "perky", followed by the name of the film itself, and then a photo of Emma Watson's left nipple.
The Harry Potter actress who doesn't want to be known as "the Harry Potter actress" was at the premiere of her new film last night in Los Angeles, when her dress slipped by approximately 2.75 milimetres, and exposed her to the whole world a group of over eager photographers. Who probably made leering noises while rubbing their hands on their
thighs, before selling the picture to all and sundry.Like us. Fortunately for Emma, not only is her dress very pretty and ethereal, but somebody (probably her dad) warned her about the risks she was taking with the film title, and handed her something which Internet seems to believe is called a "nipple daisy", which means that we can't actually see very much of her breasticles anyway.
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